Помогите написать диалог професии на английском языке

-Hello!
-Hi!
-why profession you prefer
-I want be a tractor.
-tractor, why
-tractors - is my life.
-I want be Rustic.
-Rustic - tractor chief.
-of course. its so good.
-I am vulture. I can kill you and I can eat your meat, because I am a predator and I am a tractorman.
-nice choice.
-good by, homie.
-bye.

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Работаю учителем в гимназии 33 в Петропавловске-Камчатском.