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1.Im from Russia, and John of England.
2.I have many friends in USA and Canada.
3.Jane in the portfolio books,notebooks and a new pencil case.
4.Light and Sergey in 6th grade. They know how to read English.
5.Its a cat.And then the dog.
6.Its soccer balls, and those basketball.
7.Happy birthday,Jim! - Thank you!
8. Where are you from - Im from Russia.
9. Whats in your portfolio - A lot of English books and a keychain.
10.Who is your best friend You.
11.What can you do - To sing.
12.How much is it - 2 lbs.
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